Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Guitar and the Woman

I'm probably going to get in trouble here, but that never stopped me in the past. Have you ever considered how much a guitar is like a woman? Here is some ways that they are alike....

1. They have a sensual shape. The curves, the smooth touch, the different complexions. It's pleasing to run your hand over either set of curves, to feel them close.

2. They have a sensual fragrance. When you open up a guitar case and the aroma of wood floats to your senses, it makes you want to make music. The fragrance of a woman, even when she is perspiring is a sweet aroma that makes you want to make a different music.

3. They make sensual music. In the hands of a novice, the music is satisfying but often it is rough to the senses. In the hands of an artist, the music is uplifting and reaches to the soul.

Isn't it time to make some music?


Anonymous said...

4. They're each strung very tightly and have a tendency to snap from time to time.

5. It feels good to wrap your hands around the necks of each.

6. Some require the use of an electrical apparatus in order to perform.


Sorry. The door was open.

Anonymous said...

Oops. I meant to post that anonymously. Let the flaming torch and pitchfork parade begin...

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