Monday, July 27, 2009

The Most Boring Post


I was tagged, I guess that's what you call it, by my best red headed cyberbub Linda from 777 Peppermint Place. She gave me the "Honest Scrap" reward, I think she fat fingered it, it should be "Honest Crap" if she's referring to my writing. Anywho, I'm suppose to list eight truths about me. I warned you that this was going to be boring. So here goes, All you wanted to know about Walk but was afraid to ask:

1. I'm short for my weight. There ya have it, I'm short. According to my weight I should stand at 8' 10". So I'm short.

2. I've lived at the minimum of sixteen addresses since I was born, I think it's closer to twenty, but I can't remember them all. They cover seven states.

3. I like a good chick-flick. There just not many of them out there. "Under the Tuscan Sun" or "Must Love Dogs" are good examples. Lifetime movies are bad examples.

4. I hate lists.

5. I was roadie for a night a few times. The first time was when I was in college and was roadie for "Rare Earth". Others were David and the Giants, and Ray Boltz.

6. I had eight aces in a row in a doubles tennis tourney back in the day. I was a stud back then.

7. I've survived two head-on car accidents. Totaled out a 66 Mustang and a 71 Ranchero.

8. I was first kissed by, oh yeah, I promised I'd never tell.

Ok, now to tag some others......

1. Sarah Palin...just as soon as I get her blog address.
2. Michael Jackson...whoops, too late.
3. Michael Moore.....never mind, no mind.
4. Britney Spears.....nope, we already know too much about her.
5. Amelia Earhart....just as soon as she lands.
6. Daffy Duck..........I believe his address is Washington D.C.
7. Monty Python.....But I don't speak English (Well, I don't, I speak Okie)
8. Mikey the Mime..Except we're not on speaking terms.

Well, there ya have it, or maybe not.

12 comments:

Linda Yezak said...

Oh, my! You make me laugh out loud!

Why did you live in so many states?

Gullible said...

Like Linda, I too am laughing out loud. Love your list--and this is most definitely NOT a boring post.

Zelda P. said...

You're right, Walk. I was afraid to ask. Even more afraid now! (just teasing! this was a great post - it brought a big smile to my face - thanks!)

Walk said...

Y'all made my day. Glad I could've brought a smile to yer'un faces.

Beth W. said...

I think another truth about you is that you're one of those delightful men who don't just love a woman but you like women. Buck is the same way, which makes you two special guys.

Shaddy said...

You're never boring, Walk. You're a bright light in cyberspace.

Walk said...

Beth, Buck and I are lucky men.

Shaddy, I'm am bright, that's why dad called me sun.

darksculptures said...

Wonderfully funny! A much needed chuckle for my otherwise serious day.

Walk said...

Glad you enjoyed.

Annie said...

Oh my beating heart...sorry for the head on collision but did you have to ruin the Mustang? AHHHH!!!!!!! This is definitely NOT boring! It is one of the most original and unique posts I have read thus far! I especially love the people who you passed the torch to!!! Came to this blog from Shaddy's. Will be back!

Walk said...

WooHoo! A new reader, welcome Annie, glad ya stumbled onta us.

LINDA MCMAKEN said...

Ah, Ranchero I was an El Camino girl myself. Loved those cars!!! Love you sense of humor, I can always count on you for a smile!!