A joke I recently heard:
I was in Starbucks yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed
to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the
beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and
noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod
3 comments:
That stinks!!
(Although, I must admit it's very clever).
What a mind you have, my friend!
(((((Do you ever venture from the gutter or is that outside your comfort zone?)))))
Now I don't truly mean that, Walk. I really, really don't. Notice all the layers of parentheses.
You've written many things that aren't related to sex and bodily functions...I just can't seem to recall them.
I'm sorry. I'm so very, very naughty to my dear old friend who I cherish dearly. That old saying is indeed true: You always hurt the ones you love, the ones you shouldn't hurt at all...
:)Shaddy
Shaddy, I can't take credit for this, though it does sound like something that may happen to me.
Sex and bodily functions, what else is there? All other subjects are so boring.
I don't know what's funnier--your post or the little exchange between you and Shaddy!
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