I don't normally do this sort of thing, but I thought this might be fun. What would be your answers to this questions?
1. Do you like blue cheese?
More than green cheese2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
No, but smoked salmon once3. Do you own a gun?
a Cap pistol4. What flavor do you add to your drink as a tonic?
haven't drank since they invented the funnel5. What do you think of hot dogs?
Bring them in where it's cool6. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No, I don't know when my doctor has an appointment
7. Favorite Christmas movie.
Bishops Wife with Carry Grant8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Something liquid9. Do you do pushups?
Only during, well, never mind10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
The diamond necklace I bought my wife for Valentine's day
11. Favorite hobby?
complaining12. Do you have A.D.D.?
I subtract better
13. What's one trait you hate about yourself?
That I do lists14. Middle name?
Naw, middle is a stupid name15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
voices in my head, voices in my head, voices in my head
16. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
the farm, her excuse, bonds17. Name 4 drinks you regularly drink?
I'm not regular, have any ex-lax?18. Current worry?
What? Me Worry?19. Current frustration right now?
That this isn't question 4420. Favorite place to be?
Anywhere Howard Stern isn't21. How did you bring in the New Year? New Year?
It's May, I'm suppose to remember the New Years?
22. Where would you like to go?
To the bathroom23. Name two people who will complete this.
Waldo, if we can find him and Harry Potter24. Do you own slippers?
Only on ice in the winter25. What shirt are you wearing?
Wouldn't you like to know26. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Who can sleep on satin sheets, you slid right out of bed27. Favorite color?
green, along with 20's in the corners28. Would you be a pirate?
eye may tee, love to wear an eye patch29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Singing in the rain
30.Favorite girl's name?
Grizelda 31. Make up your own question.
What is Jeopardy?
32. What's in your pocket right now?
lint33. Last thing that made you laugh?
gas34. Best bed sheets as a child?
clean ones35.Worst injury you've ever had?
Broke my toe while flash dancing36. Do you love where you live?
dunno, never there37. How many TV's do you have in your house?
Not sure, too many books to count all the t's and v's in them
38. Who is your loudest friend?
friend? who has friends
39. How many dogs do you have?
besides my girlfriend?40. Does someone have a crush on you?
I do :-) 41. What is your favorite book?
The Bible, nothing to joke about there42. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Take me home country roads.
43. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Don't know, I was asleep44. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Man, I gotta pee!