Wednesday, February 17, 2010


A joke I recently heard:

I was in Starbucks yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed
to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the
beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and
noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod